The Best of the Worst Jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea!
How do you get two whales in a car?
Across the Seven Bridge!
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud?
What did the policeman say to his tummy?
"You're under a vest"
What did the policeman say to the three-headed monster?
Hello . . . Hello . . . Hello
What did the policeman say to his tummy?
"You're undercover!"
What day do you eat sausage and eggs?
Fryday [Friday]
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 [ate] 9
How do you start a Teddy race?
Ready, Teddy, Go!
What do you call a sheep with one leg?
Candyfloss
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