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Knock Knock - who's there?

                 "Alison"

                "Alison who?"

                "Alison to the Radio every morning?"

Knock Knock - who's there?

                "Olive"

                "Olive who?"

                "Olive across the road?"

Knock Knock - who's there?

                "Gofer"

                "Gofer who?"

                "Wanna gofer a walk later?"

Knock Knock - who's there?

                "Frances"

                "Frances who?

                "France is over the water"

Knock knock who's there?

                "Isobel"               

                "Isobel who?"

                "Isobel" - is a bell necessary on a bike?

Knock knock who's there?

                Doctor

                Doctor Who?

Knock knock who's there?

                Kim

                Kim who?

                Kim on or we'll be late

Knock knock who's there?

                Luke

                Luke who?

                Luke through the keyhole

If you have any jokes please send them to me and I’ll add them to my site

Arron at Joke Fair