Your Jokes
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Why did the skeleton remove his arms?
He wanted to reflesh himself
From Jade, Carmarthen
Why did the skeleton look sad?
Because he had no body
From Angie, Carmarthen
What is green in a tree & can hurt you?
Snooker table!
From Mathew J.. Llanelli
What do you call a mad Astronaut?
Astronut!
From Tom D., Carmarthen
What game did the giant play with the ant?
Squash
From Stefan R., Carmarthen
What do you cal the Queen's toilet?
The Royal Flush
From Rees T., Carmarthen
There were two crisps walking down the road, a car pulled over and the driver said "Do you want a lift?"
The crisps said "No thanks, we're Walkers"
From Luke, Carmarthen
What do you call a bear with no socks on?
Bearfoot!
From Amber, Carmarthen
What's big and green and sits in the corner?
The Incredible Sulk.
From Tristram
What do vampires cross the sea in ?
Blood vessels.
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock?
A coffin break.
What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
I'd put a spell on you - But somebody beat me to it.
Person: Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge.
Doctor: What's on earth's come over you?
Person: Six cars, two trucks and a bus.
Person: Doctor, Doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep
needing to eat Doctors!!!
Doctor: Oh, what a shame. I'm a dentist.
Person: Doctor, Doctor how do I stop my nose from running?
Doctor: Stick your foot out and trip it up.
Doctor: You need a pair of glasses.
Person: How did you guess?
Doctor: I could tell the moment you walked through the window.
Person: Doctor, Doctor , what did the x-ray of my head show?
Doctor: Absolutely nothing
From Rebeca and Megan, Carmarthen
Child: “Miss can I go to the toilet?”
Teacher: “Only if you say the alphabet”
Child: abcdefghijklmno........qrstuvwxyz!
Teacher: “Where’s the p?”
Child: “Half way down my leg!”
From Charlie, Carmarthen
Knock knock who's there?
“Bill”
“Bill who?”
“Bill who ate the till”
From Celt & Steff, Carmarthen
What do you call a women with one leg?
Eileen
From Claudia, Carmarthen
Visitor to school:
"Why is that boy locked in a cage in
the corner of the
classroom?"
Kid: "He is just a teachers pet"
From Steff, Carmarthen
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